Chinese New Year
a lunar festival when cash-strapped chinese wished it only came once every century: married persons must give “hong baos”—red packets containing money—to relatives and friends.
to avoid going broke, more older folks are taking a short holiday during the chinese new year—away from those superst-tious rituals, which only make life more stressful.
#new year #customs #tradition #superst-tion #luck #fortune #prosperity
when a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.
drunkard #1: “dude i woke up this morning and i smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!”
drunkard #2: “yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your w-ng and pulled a chinese new year.”
#genitals #kittens #kevin parara #attack of the show #fireworks #babies #t-st-cl-s
when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. on behalf of kevin pereira of aots.
dave: yo did you hear about marc?
jessica: no, what happened.
dave: he had a chinese new year and he almost died
#kevin pereira #aots #candace bailey #g4 #atn
when a man wraps his genitals in fireworks, then lights them.
for the 4th of july, we had our friend show us a chinese new year, best fireworks ever.
#chinese #new #year #fireworks #genitals
the act of wrapping fireworks around your p-n-s and lighting them off.
in jack-ss, johnny knoxville decided to do a chinese newyear.
#d-ckbomb #c-ckboom #chinees newyear #chinese new year #guch slapper
trick of wrapping your genitals around a firework as noted by attack of the show’s kevin pereira.
that guy with no b-lls did the chinese new year!
#attack #of #the #show #chinese #new #year #kevin #pereria #candace #bailey #aots #g4 #tv
when a man ties 10 fireworks to his genitals and sets them off
keven pirera loves to throw his nuts a chinese new year
#g4tv #keven pirera #nutshot #fireworks #aots
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