chinese return

buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.

often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.

person 1: “man, i can’t believe my gopro broke after just two months!”

person 2: “go buy the same one at best buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!”

person 1: “great idea! i’ll return it at a different best buy to be safe!”
my brother finally has a working cell phone after he did a chinese return for his iphone

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