buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.
often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.
person 1: “man, i can’t believe my gopro broke after just two months!”
person 2: “go buy the same one at best buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!”
person 1: “great idea! i’ll return it at a different best buy to be safe!”
my brother finally has a working cell phone after he did a chinese return for his iphone
- nba broke boy
a person who has a broken jumper and still decides to pull, a b-m, or a person who dongoofs. i just trashed young bull in 2k, he’s a nba broke boy.
rat man no-one likes him cos he’s always showing off and he has no mates so his brother pays others to hang out with him what a misam, he’s always showing off and never is cool, who wants to be his mate
- aux raided
when someone you don’t know connects to the bluetooth speaker or streaming deceives and plays something unexpected i was watching youtube on my smart tv when from out of no where got aux raided
great person black hair likes lightsking girls really funny crooked teeth but could still steal your girl person 1d-mn thats a sheu person2 he is a 10
- d*ck doc
a urologist (d-ck doctor) “hey boss, i’m p-ssing razorblades, gotta pop by the d-ck doc to see what’s up. i’ll be in after lunch” “sir, this is a pediatric office. the d-ck doc is three doors down to the right.” “she’s the top d-ck doc in the whole d-mn country! i’d trust her with any […]