chinese rooster
when you are having s-x with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she -rg-sms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their c-ck-a-doodle-do.
asian female: (with accent) oh f-ck! keep going i’m about to!
neighbor next door: hey! keep it down! i’ve had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!
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