Chinese Shrinky Dink
the man smears hot mustard and szechuan sauce on his “w-ng” and shoves it up his woman’s chocolate star fish.
after eating a huge meal from pf chang’s, i like to give the little lady a chinese shrinky d-nk for dessert.
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