Chris Hemsworth
a popular actor seen in thor, the avengers, and snow white and the huntsman. he is the attractive hemsworth brother, mainly because he is cute, charming, and not a douche (unlike his brother liam hemsworth).
me: siiiiiiigh….
sis: you thinking about chris hemsworth again?
me: duh.
sis: at least it’s not liam hemsworth. he’s so fugly and douche-y.
me: uh, yeah. gross.
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