Chinese Takeout
occurs when male partner removes his p-n-s after -n-l s-x. a bit of the female’s r-ct-m sneaks out for a quick peek upon p-n-s removal, then jumps back in.
i surprised jen with a little chinese takeout just before i unloaded.
the act of taking off a used condom, tying it up, and placing it into your chick’s purse so she’ll find it the next morning.
“i give my girl chinese takeouts..it’s my little way of saying thanks.”
when you eat out of a chinese b-tch’s p-ssy.
yilin enjoyed my chinese take out last night.
eating food out f an asian’s v-g-n-.
you are plowing an j-pans-es girl and you all of a suddenly get hungry. so what do you do you take noodles, rice vegetables, meat and soya sauce out. but you find out you don’t have a bowl so what do you do? you shove in to your asians v-g-n- and start f-ck’en her again to mix everything up. then you start to eat her out getting you “chinese take out”.
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