Chink eyes


a tell tale sign that someone is high. it’s what happens to your eyes when you are high on dope and try not to laugh… your eyes sometimes resemble those of asians (or the derogatory word ch-nk) –> therefore the word ch-nk eyes is born.
q: d-mn did mitch just come to cl-ss high??
a: i am not sure….oh ya he is. he’s got them ch-nk eyes.
a disease in which one’s eyes appear squinted.
acey: “holy f-ck i woke up this morning and i looked in the mirror- and you wont believe this- i got ch-nkeye! f-ck! i have a date tonight too!

teeciez: “f-ck man, don’t eat any rice. it’ll make it worse”
after smoking a nice bowl or two from the hookah or nice fatty or blunt of that hindu kush like me and froghead just did an hour ago, your eyes start drooping down as if you look asian. hence the name ,”ch-nk.”
sorry if my eyelids fall further than yours does. its not my fault i look f-ckin ch-nk eyed as sh-t all time.
the ch-nk eye is the asian/oriental version of the stink eye.
friend 1: “dude, i went to that chinese cafe downtown, and i guess i didn’t tip too well.”

friend 2: “what happened?”

friend 1: “the chinese guy behind the counter gave me the ch-nk eye!”
when your eyes start to look like an asains after smoking a blunt.
1. yo do i look high?
2. yea your mad ch-nk eyed

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