chinooking
a clever euphemism for ploughing your girlfriends -ss full of rock hard c-ck.
“there’s nothing more macho than landing a helicopter in your girlfriend’s back yard, that was some good chinooking!”
v. the act or result of penetrating a woman with such vigorous upward force that it causes her br–sts to rotate rapidly, one clockwise, one counter-clockwise, as if helicopter blades on a chinook helicopter. the act may be referenced both by the giver and/or the receiver, and is only applicable when employing the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl s-xual position.
dude! last night i was chinooking her so hard i thought she was going to fly away!
or
my t-ts hurt from all that chinooking backstage at the buck cherry concert!
when two gentlemen swirl their own tackle in unison whilst facing each other in order to emulate the double rotors of a chinook helicopter. during this act they are not allowed to touch.
“that was some hardcore chinooking last night, i thought your p-n-ses were going to fly off together.”
partner to the act of “soapy helicopter”.
chinooking is two lathered up p-n-s’ which are then… in a helicopter/rotating motion… slapped upon the recipient’s face.
before she knew it, the lads were lathered up and handing out not 1, but 2 (soapy) (helicopters). she thought my ‘o’ my, what a (chinooking)
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