Married
having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. having a close union with another person.
the state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or h-ll (or sometimes both).
happiness is being married to your best friend.
the only time in your life in which you can admit not getting s-x without blushing.
“i’m married, i haven’t had s-x in a month” said lisa. “ah! i understand” said john.
serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits
“sir, a quick question from the census: are you married or happy?”
a guy that is p-ssy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can’t make any decisions without asking his b-tches permission first.
why the f-ck did i ever get married to that frigid gold-digger c-nt?
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