chinstroker


somebody who stands in a pose at the sides or back of a gig or party, stroking their chin in a misguided attempt to appear being disaffectedly engaged in and/or disapproving of the music currently being played.
don’t bother trying to get across to the bar over there, that entire corner of the room is infested with chinstrokers

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