Chiodos Kid

a kid that could be defined as “scene”, “skater/punk”, or “post-hardcore”, that listens to horribly mainstream music and is under the false impression that by doing so, it sets them apart from everyone else. usually very fake, two-faced, b-tchy, and whines a lot. attempts to rebel at any sort of “label” but doesn’t hesitate to label others. also pretends to enjoy hardcore/deathcore music but only listens to one or two bands that fit the genre. guys can be commonly seen wearing pants that are ten sizes too small along with band shirts that are owned by at least 3/4 of the other kids in order to make sure that the shirt is “cool” or “scene” enough. girls can be seen wearing skinny jeans in colors so bright they are only found in the highlighter section of staples along with the same band shirt philosophy. piercings and “gauges”(really called stretched earlobes but they call them gauges) are very popular. the same concept that they follow with the band shirts are followed with piercings (as long as other people have them then its cool). they are the modern day version of the “prep clique” when it comes to the stereotype of being backstabbing, two-faced, -ssholes that are quick to alienate anyone from the group that they don’t “approve of”. the girls often are super-manly in looks and attempt to cover up their manliness by applying absurd amounts of make-up to their faces. all in all the guys tend to go for a feminine look. both girls and guys are what could be called “wanna-be” hardcore and are under the extreme false impression that the band bring me the horizon is the best band in the world.
that little scene f-ggot is a total chiodos kid.
a person who recognizes superior music and realizes that the band chiodos is in the forefront of adapting music to different and strange styles which just showcase their dominance of future generations of music.
guy 1: dude i just met this really cool guy! he’s one of the smartest people i’ve ever met!

guy 2: ya he’s a chiodos kid