when a co-worker has a bowl of chocolate on their desk that more people stop at and comment on than another co-worker has at their desk.
did you see how mary jumped up to see what kind of chocolate camile had after the evp stopped and commented on it? you know she’ll buy it for her desk next week because she has chocolate envy.
- Lyndsay Leisher
the most wonderful girl on the face of the earth! beautiful, s-xy, funny, smart, wonderful in everyway. when you see her you can’t help but be happy :). amazing at dance! when she loves someone she truely loves that person with all her heart and the other person always knows it :). she’s caring, honest, […]
v. process of excessive masturbating sho could not help but blasturbate all day long. v. to m-st-rb-t- in such a way that your leavings shoot out at excessive velocity (usually only men can m-st-rb-t- but sometimes a talented female can do it to) once i blasturbated straight into a friend’s eye… and he was standing […]
another name for a smoothie. since smoothies can not always be completely smooth, it calls to question the level of smoothness the said beverage in question has. therefore, it can also be called a blendie, as one cannot question that it has been blended, but one can question whether or not its texture has been […]
- chocolate fringe
someone’s backside p-b-s that’s covered in human decafitation and is quite long to resemble a fringe. “ewww, that guy’s got a chocolate fringe hanging out of his -rs-!”
one of the most awkward and weird of people. rarely found anywhere in the world. maybe on facebook. person 1: “man.. she keeps mumbling her words and making weird faces..” person 2: “yup. she’s pullin’ a blessah.”