chip-faced
you’ve had to many chocolate chips or any sort of ice cream with chocolate chips in them. you could be high-per. based of the term “sh-t-faced”.
chip-faced was said in “miss congeniality.”
“top me off pal, i wanna get chip-faced!”
getting a stomachache or sugar high on ice cream. just like getting sh-tfaced, but on ice cream.
woman: gimme a pint.
bartender: bad day?
woman: yeah.
bartender: -hands woman pint of ben and jerry’s™-
woman’s friend: hey, wanna go watch the game?
woman: not now. i’m getting chipfaced.
(adj) sh-tfaced, aloof, fuddle (v) the act of eating so may chips you literally have chips stuck to your face.
ryan’s a f-cking d-ck, but he gets chipfaced errday with stasi.
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