Choke Joke
1) a joke that makes no sense.
2) a joke that is extremely lame.
1) owen: what’s white and black and red/read all over?
brom: your mom!
owen: you idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) avery: why did the chicken cross the road?
linus: i dunno.
avery: to get to the other side!
linus: -yawn- what a choke joke.
1) a joke that makes no sense.
2) a joke that is extremely lame.
1) owen: what’s white and black and red/read all over?
brom: your mom!
owen: you idiot, that was such a choke joke.
2) avery: why did the chicken cross the road?
linus: i dunno.
avery: to get to the other side!
linus: -yawn- what a choke joke.
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