Chip Fork
to chip fork is to find out someones been making a move on your “girl”, you then pay this person a visit (accompanied if necessary) beat the sh-t out of them. you then place chip forks down the persons pants a repeatedly kick them in the groin this should put them off trying it on with ur “girl”.
the good general (gg) found out that some1 had made a move on his “girl”.
me: wanna go and chip fork the tw-t.
gg: nah he lives like 2 hours away.
me: well we could make a day of it.
gg: i wish i hadnt told you now.
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