chip-rider
one who attends dining excursions with friends only to eat the complimentary chips and salsa provided by the restaurant (usually mexican)
waitress 1: “and you sir?”
brett: “im good with just a water, thanks”
-back in the kitchen-
waitress 1: “we got a chip-rider on table five”
waitress 2: “spit in it, you know they aint gunna tip”
“another g-d d-mned chip-rider!”
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