Chocolate Smile
someone’s -ss when laying on their side with sh-t still in their b-tt crack from their last dump.
dude, it was so gross jon totally gave me the dirtiest chocolate smile yesterday!
the act of sh-tting in to your hand and then smearing it on somones lips and cheek to make a smile.
turn that frown in to a chocolate smile
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