chipotional


heading straight to chipotle after an emotional experience such as a break up, job loss, or death in the family and binge eating a burrito bowl with extra proportionals of all ingredients and ordering chips & guac on the side.

usually accompanied by a chipotle margarita and tears.
jame’s wife left him so he’s eaten at chipotle three days in a row now sitting in the same corner seat asking strangers to console him. he’s becoming too chipotional.

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