Chipotlaid
to receive s-xual favors from a girl after buying her chipotle
guy 1: hey, i heard you got head from amanda after you two got chipotle last night
guy 2: yeah man, i got chipotlaid.
2 more definitions
the ridiculously satisfying sensation one gets after finishing a meal at chipotle.
that burrito bowl was so amazing. i feel totally “chipotlaid”!
having s-xual intercourse with a mexican woman/man
tim: did you get lucky with guadalupe last night?
kevin: h-ll yea, i got straight up chipotlaid
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