Chipotlax
the active ingredient in america’s favorite burrito that leads to guaranteed digestive regularity in some 8-12 hours after ingestion.
side effects initially include diaph-r-sis (profuse sweating), intestinal discomfort, mild flatulence, and sense of impending doom, once chipotlax has achieved successful evacuation of gastrointestinal obstruction these side effects subside leaving the patient in a state of intense, often euphoric, relief with a slight but bearable feeling of inflammation or burning at the -n-l site. in some cases, chipotlax has been known to cause addiction disorder driving some individuals to a marked dependency on burritos and guacamole. while burrito-dependency is common, researchers believe its effects to be benign, especially when weighed against the lasting gastrointestinal benefits -ssociated with appropriate dosage levels of chipotlax. chipotlax is not for everyone. actually, nevermind; it is. consult your physician before ordering a burrito bowl, he or she would probably like you to pick one up for them as well, since you’re already going that way anyways.
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