chipotle poop
the intense, brutal, and long-lasting p–p you get the morning after you have chipotle. usually starts off as one big p–p, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of p–p.
derek: you want to get some chiptole?
freddy: nah, i’m not in the mood to get chipotle p–p.
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