Chocolate Pants
p–ping in your underwear. soiling yourself. having p–p in your pants. usually occurring in children and those who are not potty trained.
kevin: what the h-ll is that smell?
nancy: smells like someone cr-pped themselves
uriah: yeah no sh-t. probably tom!
tom: h-ll no! its that r-t-rd eric!
eric: uh…anyone got a clean set of drawers?
kevin, nancy, uriah and tom to eric: chocolate pants, chocolate pants, can’t get a ticket to the r-t-rd dance.
adjective. (adj.)
used to refer to a day in which you are having a bad temper or are in a bad mood.
origin: a person, that shall remain un-named, had a friend spit chocolate on their new pants and got really upset, started yelling and ate her friends. every time someone is in a bad mood and having a short temper they are known to be in a “chocolate pants mood” or having a “chocolate pants moment”
“wow biotch, you are having quite the chocolate pants day.”
“don’t talk to me right now, i’m having a chocolate pants day.”
“vives, you’re having another chocolate pants moment aren’t you?”
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