Chipper Nap


n. like a dirt nap, chipper nap insinuates that death is imminent based on the victim’s introduction to a garden or industrial wood chipping machine. in most cases, this should be considered a homicide, although for a few industrious characters maybe suicide. references the movie fargo.
in need of quick cash, garrett decided it was time for his sister to take the big chipper nap.

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