chipping the wood


the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure
man you seen ricardo? ”no he must be chipping the wood”

Read Also:

  • Muffin Hoe

    this term is used to call someone a hoe. this term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don’t realize you insulted them. me: you m-ffin hoe! you: ..wait, what?!

  • Eabha

    a s-xy m-f- who knows where it’s at. she is pr-ne to trolling and is highly majestical. errbody loves her. “hey there is eabha!” “i freaking love eabha, she is amazing!” wee ginger, holds a strong resembellence to gretchin from the hit tv show ‘recess!’ eabha is always -ssosciated with the name gemma kelly. enjoys […]

  • fertile season

    a period of time when all different age groups are pregnant. diapers, baby food, and other baby products are sold out dang no diapers? its fertile season. you didnt know?

  • Mufftart

    a girl (usually white) who dresses like a homeless man. may wear leggings as pants!! she struts her stuff in sh-tty suberb mall areas and still manages to lower the sh-tty suberbs standards. an underachiever who’s ego is too big. mostly an outsider or out of town-er trying to fit in but really should stay […]

  • Muntathon

    to go munting for 6 day and 6 nights. in true muntathons no food or water is consumed, living only off the nutrients gained from the victim corpse. slow down timmy, it’s a muntathon not a sprint.


Disclaimer: chipping the wood definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.