Chiromancer


a chiropractor; a pract-tioner of “back magic”; a pseudo-scientist who believes that pains and illnesses are caused by misalignment of the spine.
“i can’t believe the conservatives appointed a chiromancer to the cabinet as minister of state for science & technology . that’s like appointing richard dawkins the head of hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry!”

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