Chiseledick
everyone knows a chiseled-ck.
a chiseled-ck was once a cool guy in a group of friends. desperate, and after getting absolutely no p-ssy in high school, a chiseled-ck will find the sk-nkiest snaggle toothed v-g-n- of a witch-wh-r- to go out with. he could do way better than this rank c-ntrag, but doesn’t care; she can’t do any better than him, but doesn’t know it. once cool friends, chiseled-cks begin to spend all their time and money catering to the witch hole. only after 4 months of multiple feminist poetry readings, knitting cl-sses and vegan dinners, and a full body wax, will a chiseled-ck get some action. after repeated warnings from their friends, one day chiseled-cks will look down and realize that their p-n-s is gone, whittled away by the sand from their girlfriends’ v-g-n-.
john: “d-mn, who else could we invite?”
terry: “what about greg, he hasn’t hung out in awhile?”
john: “no, since meeting ol’ sandy vagg he doesn’t do anything fun.”
frank: “yeah, he’s a regular chiseled-ck now. i hope his sh-t doesn’t grind away into that blackness that is sandy’s v-g-n-.”
john: “frank, i’m pretty sure his sh-t is already done for.”
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