Chist
a chist is a conditon caused by fatness. it’s when one’s chin extends down into the chest and becomes a single ent-ty, a jiggling indistinguishable sloping m-ss of lard.
alfred hitchc-ck is perhaps a cl-ssic example of a chist. also various facebook wh-r-s attempt to nullify or hide their chists by placing the camera above the head, looking upwards and then taking a picture from an aerial point of view using extensive lighting tricks to further obfuscate any other forms of facial fuglyness.
chist means gross, unclean, someone who never showers.
adam is the example of chist
spanish for ‘cr-p’, ‘dang’, or any word you use to express awe, suprise or disgust.
1. chist! my computer froze and my paper’s due in two hours!
2. a). -what did u get on your report card?
b)- i got straight a’s
a). chist thats good
3. oh, chist! my dog cr-pped on my bed!
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