chivalry


something women complain is dead even though it cannot logically exist in an equal society, which is something women wanted. it’s one or the other.
jesse lamented about the death of chivalry while she lambasted the days when men oppressed women which was a time when chivalry was common. makes perfect sense.
something that people always say is dead, but no one seams to know what the h-ll died..
“sarah likes big macs!”
“and they say chivalry is dead..”
something that’s dead and should stay dead.
son: daddy, why do i have to let her go first? she’s a creep to everybody.

dad: because, when somebody has a certain chemical called estrogen in their body, they automatically deserve more respect than you. it’s called chauvinism, i mean chivalry.

son: bullcr-p!!
women killed it… they don’t like when we are nice to them anymore (so f-ck opening the doors, taking their jacket, or telling them they are beautiful)

haha, yes !
“would you like to go to dinner?”
-later that evening while she is chillin with her girls-
“this guy asked me to dinner, i am just gonna say i am busy.”

(see, chivalry)
dead.
chivalry is dead.
the act of a self-deluded sucker. self-destructive self-sacrifice in favor of those seeking to exploit or destroy the practioner. self-debas-m-nt to those seeking exploitive profit and lack of due recriprocation. often stupidly misconstrued by those practicing as honorable or altuistic.
many travesties of justice, self-destruction, and the concealment and promotion of evil have come from the chivalry of fools.
tha’s when the girl she goes to get out and the guy opens the door and throews her sh-t out with her, so she donesnt have to go bakc in and get it all herself it’s a nice gesture of chivalery
“get outta here b-tch and take your d-mn cat too!”

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