a feeling of ecstasy and delight, much to the affect of a brief -rg-sm. typically felt throughout the whole body and is brought upon by the touch of someone of the opposite s-x. a combination of chills and shivers.
when you touch me like that, it gives me chivers.
yorkshire slang for a boy
that chiver is no good.
one who chives (male). keep calm and chive on! kcco
chiver: keep calm and chive on!
the sickeset band ever!

its awesome-ness is so vast that its full potential could just destroy everything in existence.
that’s why it is really underground.

because if it was well known then the universe might collapse upon itself with the mere mindblowing-ness of its sounds.
guy #1: dude did you see that c.h.i.v.e.r.s concert last night?

guy #2: aw totally man! my mind was blown!!!!

guy #1: i was raped!!!
a modest bloke who is a gr8 fan of pies. loves his dog, and everthin else in life.
a h-rny-rapist who hangs round 6th form college!!! watch your back ppl!!!
chiver a word used to describe the uncontrollable little movement that happens during or just after taking a major dump or a long awaited p-ss.
you’ve been trapped at your desk all morning in the weekly conference call and finally put the phone on mute and make the dash to the bathroom.

as you relieve the intense pressure, your body responds by suddenly doing a quick and intense shaking that feels slightly electrical, leaving you feeling very relieved and almost euphoric.

although the chiver has ended you feel the effects for a few minutes as your body resets itself.
a fantastic group of people dedicated to alleviating the stress of an otherwise hectic day with daily afternoon randomness, s-xy chivettes, and the occasional motivational poster.
hot girl: wow, i feel so relaxed and comfortable around john.

hot girl’s friend: yeah, he’s one of those chivers.

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