Chiwompass


chiwomp-ss che-wahmp-puss, n-

origin: 2011, late germanic english, in the common tongue.

-noun
1. any female who rises up in a fit of rage to neutralize a threat. this is usually but not dependent upon being involved in a confrontation.

2. the type of “chick” that is gunna “wamp” on yo face if you so much as think about sittin yo skinny scrub self down. she waitin for a real man.

3. a girl who farts louder than a man.

-verb

4. one who has been subjected to the beating of a chiwomp-ss
1. example: “the chiwomp-ss, feeling that her posse had taken enough lip from a loser male, laid down a beating that the loser male would never forget.”

2. example: “man, that stupid chiwomp-ss just totally c-ck blocked me.”

3. example: my wife wins every farting contest because she is a chiwomp-ss.

-verb

4. example: “whoa bro, that b just chiwomped your face.”

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