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• Chocolate Eel

  the act of obtaining a chocolatey coating on ones dong after inserting ones p-n-s into someone’s -n-s after having given them laxatives, or prune juice. or, if your an unlucky chinese fisherman: the act of falling into a container of live eels and having one swim up your ringer. hence, a chocolate eel. man, you […]

• eadad

  eadad or eat a d-ck and die. person 1: eadad. person 2: what? person 1: eat a d-ck and die. person 2: 🙁

• Penis Pistol

  an appendage on the male human’s body used to destroy some b-tch’s virginity (if not already destroyed) while in the action of having s-x the action of j-zzing into/onto another man the action of “shooting” your man milk(s-m-n) into another mans p-n-s i used my p-n-s pistol to completely destroy some new hoe last night. […]

• Extra Sneaky Castro

  a s-xual endeavor in which the male partic-p-nt informs the female that he will be performing a “sneaky castro”, but instead of wasting a perfectly good cuban cigar, inserts his finger and carries on similarly top the sneaky castro. that ho’s poosay is so worn she couldnt even tell if i gave her an extra […]

• chocolate touch

  when someone jams a finger or thumb up someone’s -ss. dude, beth wouldn’t let me f-ck her in her -ss, so i gave her a chocolate touch instead.

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