Choad Monster
this is a huge hairy monster that eats people who are called “choads” they also like to feed on “choad warriors”. these monsters have been around for hundreds of years. more and more variations of choad are being created everyday. the newest type of choad that has been seen is the salmon choad. the choad monster has taken a great liking to attacking and eating this particular type of choad. the only thing that can stop a choad monster is an elite group of three mammoth cats, they are called g-unit, panther and blackie. hopefully one day they will bring down the choad monster and all choads on earth shall be safe to live in peace.
“ah it’s the choad monster run!!!!!!!!”
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