choad smoker


a person who performs the act of f-ll-t– on a p-n-s whose diameter is greater than its length.
hey choad smoker, p-ss me another beer.
a derogatory term. one who ‘smokes’ choads. choad is a term for a p-n-s that’s thicker than it is long. ‘smokes’ is a slang term for sucks. you get the picture. used rarely, but made popular by recent beavis and b-tthead episodes.
knock it off, choadsmoker!
person who enjoys licking the area of the body found between the t-st-cl-s and the -n-s. also known as the brownly c-n-l and the taint.
the person who would look up a word like this is a “choad smoker”
one of those numetal kids who are to r-t-rded to know how to “throw the goat”. often found listening to limp bizkit, slipknot, linkin park, and post-black alb-m metallica.
anyone stupid kid at ozzfest.

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