Choade Tugger


one who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat p-n-s for self indulgence. it may also refer to someone who ‘tugs’ at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a p-n-s.
guy 1: i can’t believe that lindsay is dating tom.
guy 2: i know! tom is such a fat f-ck. she must be a choade tugger.

f-ck, brian. you’re such a choade tugger.

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