Choadface


someone who usually p-sses everyone off; maybe someone who is a pain in the -ss e.g. – r-t-rd, f-ckface, etc.: the choad reference is a p-n-s that is wider than it is longer, something undesirable; people usually add face after everything…hence choadface
sara: hey. look at lindsay lohan. she just gave us another crotch shot.

joe: wow. really. i wonder why she still does that. what a choadface.
a person, usually male, who plays video games, dresses like a f-g, acts like a virgin, might be on the virge of becoming bi or gay, and wants to have s-x with his/her cousin.
tommy: all that guys does is play pokemon and doesn’t even check out those girls.

bill: he probably jerks off to gay animal p-rn too.

tommy: he’s such a choadface!
a choad face is a nasty word which basically describe a stupid guy. just imagine what a choad face would be :p
hey man, gimme your shoes i like them
yeah, f-ck off you choad face!

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