choading
1. verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin’ (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).
2. people who live inland with jetskis.
see also: choadin’ (chodin)
“say, brah, let’s hook up the trailer to the lifted ford f-150 truck and head out to gordon’s well for a delightful weekend of choading.”
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