choadstool
(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat d-ck. choadstoolism may be -ssociated with short man’s disease.
that -n-s up in human resources is a f-cking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering d-ck.
the result of a faulty -ss wiping leaving a sh-tty residue on my choad. not to be confused with choad drool.
i have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.
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