Choating


the act of overly and unnecessarily checking on someone or something.
if you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are choating the cookies.

quit choating me over the report. it will get done when it’s done. geez!

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