choaz


a phonetically correct pr-nounciation of the word “chaos,” with a slight urban flare.
that time when we were smoking reefer in the bas-m-nt and some guy started pounding on the door saying “call 9-1-1, the neighbor’s house is on fire. i think there’s small children in there!” was complete and utter choaz!

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