Chocoladvantage
when you give someone permission to buy you chocolate, and then pays the buyer to never speak of the chocoladvantager.
mrs shmervishi: oh i havent had my chocolate in ages! because my husband and children are both really alergic -looks at mr. billy bstard-
mr. billy bstard: oh i can buy it for you dont worry about paying me back!
mrs shmervisi: oh but heres an extra 10$ so you dont ever have to tell anyone about this conversation -cough cough- chocoladvantage
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