chocolate baja blast

a chocolate baja blast is when you take your date out on your 1st date to taco bell (you pay of course). later that night after you guys are banging and when you have to take an explosive sh-t and p-ss at the same time so you sit down on the toilet and tuck your weiner in so you can accomplish both at once. before you know it you’ve sh-t all over your b-n-r and now it’s time to go home her again.
“i chocolate baja blast on the first date ken, f-ck you!”

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