a person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they’re severely constipated. this person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. consequently, they p-ss gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office sp-ces, sickening co-workers.
ben: i keep smelling this horrid odor. what is it?
jeremy: i’m not sure. it’s ungodly, though.
ben: look at rutland. he keeps squirming in his seat. he’s been doing it for hours.
jeremy: oh, that’s right! he’s a chocolate biscuit baker, you didn’t know? he stays constipated.
ben: that’s weird. why not just go?
jeremy: he’s scared he’ll blow his -n-s out like a blowout on a car tire.
- chocolate cake with frosting
when a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing c-m on top of said sh-t thus making a chocolate cr-p cake with c-m frosting. john: hey dude, did you bang that girl last night? bob: yeah and after she fell asleep i left a big chocolate cake with frosting […]
englip is a common slang term for broken english mainly used by albanian hackers or indian/nigerian scammers “hay bro you undastand mi?? no englip?? spek alb??” “hay bro u got smtp? sorry me no englip” “sry bro my englip not so good bro but u trust me bro we cash out big”
- rum ham
ham soaked in rum so that it is literally loaded with booze. this dish is considered a delicacy by sun bathers on the jersey sh-r-. frank: “i have an idea: warm sun, cool ocean breezes, and getting ripped sh-t on rum ham.” a delicious baked ham… soaked with 90 proof rum. made popular by frank […]
similar to lol. however, placing a ‘b’ in front makes it plenty more cooler. sometimes has a sense of sarcasm, but it can be anytime to emit laughter. a: jeff chang, your zipper is unzipped. b: bololol!
- boney t
a very attractive yet real skinny guy named tony from humble, tx. he lived in kenswick and had a lot of female “friends” so to say, people always wondered how he can get so many women for the fact that he was so skinny. friend 1: how can that skinny basterd get so many fine […]