Chocolate Biscuit Baker

a person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they’re severely constipated. this person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. consequently, they p-ss gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office sp-ces, sickening co-workers.
ben: i keep smelling this horrid odor. what is it?

jeremy: i’m not sure. it’s ungodly, though.

ben: look at rutland. he keeps squirming in his seat. he’s been doing it for hours.

jeremy: oh, that’s right! he’s a chocolate biscuit baker, you didn’t know? he stays constipated.

ben: that’s weird. why not just go?

jeremy: he’s scared he’ll blow his -n-s out like a blowout on a car tire.

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