Chocolate Bobsled
v. the s-xual act of defecating on a womens chest and then t-tty f-cking her.
that girl had a hard time cleaning the feces off her br–sts after ultimate rookie gave her the chocolate bobsled.
similar to t-tty-f-cking a b-tch, after sh-tting on her chest. the only difference is….instead of sh-tting and then t-tty-f-cking a b-tch, you, after -ss f-cking a girl, if and only if she gives the sh-tty d. you then rub your sh-t encrusted member, in digust, up and down her -ss cheeks.
aww, man after i -ss f-cked janet, she gave me a sh-tty d-ck. so i gave her the chocolate bobsled. all over her -ss.
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