chocolate bracelet
the resulting fecal ring that is left around one’s wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their -sshole after sh-tting.
mother: “dammit brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do i have to tell you?!?! wipe your -ss before you ask me to fist you. jesus christ!”
brian: “my bad, mom”
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