chocolate bullshit


-noun

1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.
i don’t know, mike, it sounds like some chocolate bullsh-t to me. going to the ballet with you and your girlfriend doesn’t sound like it’ll be the most fun i’ve had since our reagan’s dead! party.

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