Chocolate Cake
a cake made of chocolate flavor. its very yummy for most people, but the haters prefer vanilla. chocolate cake defines life, and why we live it. it also contains the reason why man was put on earth.
dude, do the stuff.
yea, the chocolate cake?
yea man! i got the money
chocolate cake (n.) – a delicious sweet made out of cake and chocolate
chocolate cake (v.) – the act of scarfing down one’s weight in chocolate cake (see above) and doing the “i’m fat!” dance before promptly deciding that one ate far too much and going to lay down (aka a chocolate coma); often results in chocolate euphoria
1) i want some chocolate cake.
2) i’m going to go chocolate cake myself into oblivion.
a codename for s-x, so that others dont know what you’re talking about
girl 1: i really want some some chocolate cake. i’m craving chocolate cake.
girl 2: that’s disgusting. i dont care.
a black girl’s p-ssy.
all i want is some chocolate cake to fall in my face tonight. that would be so tasty, even if it’s not her birthday!
a cr-p so bad, it takes a whole roll of sh-t-tickets to get it all off your balloon knot.
the sh-t i took was so messy, i felt like i sat on a chocolate cake.
the act of taking a cr-p into a womans mouth and further j-zzing on it creating a frosted chocolate cake.
gill: christina ate my whole chocolate cake last night!
jared: my mom gave me a chocolate cake…
an -rg-sm, ala the matrix reloaded.
we went at it all morning, but i didn’t get any chocolate cake!
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