chocolate covered prarie dog
noun. the s-xual act that consists of the female suddenly ending the current s-xual act and, without alerting the male, defecates on the male’s p-n-s. this is meant to express aggression and establishes the female’s dominance.
-“dude, last night me and mary were f-cking and everything was going great until that crazy b-tch gave me a chocolate covered prarie dog.”
-“word?”
-“word.”
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