chocolate haze
an extremely potent form of weed
d-mn that chocolate haze was strong last nite
a type of weed that doesn’t exist. dealers usually try to sell their sh-tty schwag by giving it this wonderful name. chocolate thai exists but chocolate haze doesn’t.
matt: hey man, you got some chronic?
dealer: no man, but i got this stuff called chocolate haze!
matt: you mean like chocolate thai?
dealer: no man! this is so f-cking potent! i smoked some and i was high for like 6 hours!!
matt: holy sh-t! how much for an ounce?
dealer: i usually charge $650 for an ounce, but i’ll sell to you for $400!!
matt buys an ounce and tells his friends. they laugh and tell him he got ripped. he is later sent to jail for being a f-cking idiot and gets -ssraped every night.
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