chocolate covered pretzel
when somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty -ss and shakes your hand. its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your -ss. the offending hand is then used to handle a victim’s goods and/or to shake their hand.
offender: there’s that guy i hate…
friend: what you gonna do?
offender: offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!
(offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)
victim: hi, how are you?
offender: fine thanks, you?
(they shake hands, mission accomplished)
when someone wipes there -ss with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.
would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.
when a man is finished having -n-l s-x with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform f-ll-t–, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.
afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.
monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?
a person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
she’s so sweet and salty at the same time. she’said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.
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