chocolate daquiri
a cleveland steamer preceded my the insertion of shaved or chipped ice into the -n-l cavity. the resulting p–p-on-chest has the cold and frothy consistency of a brown frozen drink.
the chocolate daquiri i got last night was cold enough to make my nipples hard.
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